January 31, 2012 – Signs you are old

Signs you are old:

Not knowing all of the marshmallows in Lucky Charms

Using an umbrella

Chewing sugarless gum

Wearing comfortable shoes

Not chewing gum at all

Driving without the radio on at least some times

Not knowing most of the acts that appear at the Tin Angel or Khyber Pass

Using moisturizer

Flossing

Coupon swipe cards on your key chain

Almost never closing the bar

Realizing you are too old to be cool but you feel too cool to be old

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