Goodbye, Presidency

9 Reasons I can not run for president:

 

Cursing – using the word “pussy” in a previous post

Drinking too much – resulting in anger and crying and cursing

PDA-of the lesbian variety-especially while drinking

Going to therapy

All the years I should have gone to therapy but didn’t

Taking Zoloft

All the time I should have been taking Zoloft but wasn’t

Smoking pot

All the years I should have smoked pot but didn’t

 

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